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美 德
獲取研究生學(xué)位多年以后，我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學(xué)當(dāng)教員。一天，電梯里很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說(shuō)自我在那里當(dāng)學(xué)生起，20年來(lái)電梯一直沒(méi)有換過(guò)。
最后當(dāng)電梯門打開(kāi)時(shí)，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過(guò)頭來(lái)我看到一位年長(zhǎng)的修女正在朝我微笑。“你會(huì)拿到學(xué)位的，親愛(ài)的，”她低聲說(shuō)道：“堅(jiān)持不懈是一種美德。”
Virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree， I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator， someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened， I felt a compassionate pat on my back， and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. “You'll get that degree， dear，” she whispered. “Perseverance is a virtue.”
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