A beggar
So they went into a small restaurant and had a good meal . At the end the man could not pay the bill . Of course the beggar had to do so .
The young man was very sorry about this , so he said to the beggar , “Come home with me in a taxi , my friend, and I’ll give you back the money for lunch.” “Oh, no !” the beggar answered quickly . “I had to pay for your taxi too!”
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