我要讓我的司機來回答。
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
"Sounds great," the scientist said.
When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into a highly technical question.
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one," he replied, "so easy, and I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."
一位著名的科學家在他去另一個演講的路上，他的司機出了個主意。”嘿，老板，我聽過你很多次演講，我敢打賭，我可以整個晚上拉著你。”
“聽起來不錯，”科學家說。
到了禮堂，科學家戴上了司機的帽子，坐在了后排。司機走上了講臺，發表演講。后來他問如果有任何問題。
“是的，”一個教授說。然后，他提出了一個高技術問題。
司機驚慌失措片刻，但很快恢復。”這很容易，”他回答說，“太容易了，我要讓我的司機來回答。”
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