Family Joke(24)
The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient:“Diazepam 5mg(tranquilizer)TDS”。
The patient‘s wife asks,“Doctor,when are these medicines to be given?”
Doctor:“These are to be taken by you. He needs rest”
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