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  我還不認識她呢

  一對夫婦在公園里散步,發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上,動情地接吻。

  “你為什么不那么做呢?”妻子說。

  “親愛的,”丈夫回答說,“我還不認識那個女子呢!”

  I Don't Know Her

  A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

  “Why don't you do that?” said the wife.

  “Honey,” replied her husband, “I don't even know that woman!”

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