英語笑話：飛行員會飛嗎
Can pilots fly?
飛行員會飛嗎？
The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this,they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ？ You,a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!"he replied. "Can pilots fly?"
五大潮實驗室雇用一位有執照的船長駕駛研究用的船。大家都知道這個船長下會游泳。當新來的人知道這事以后，他們常常會去問他：“這是真的嗎？身為船長你不會游泳？一他回答說："對，我不會！飛行員會飛嗎？”
單詞＆詞組
nowhere 不在任何地方：任何地方都不
argument 爭執；理由
budge 改變主意；讓步
pasture 牧場；牧草；放牧
marriage 婚姻；（喻）結合
colleague 同事，同行
gas station 加油站
noticeable 面明顯的，值得注意的
employ 雇用，工作，職業
veSSel 船，艦，容器
approach 接近，交涉，通路，途徑
pilot 飛行員，駕駛，帶領
知道不知道
五大湖( Great Lakes)是位于加拿大與美國交界處的5座大型淡水湖泊，按面積從大到小分別為：蘇必利爾湖( Lake Superior)、休倫湖( Lake Huron)、密歌根湖(Lake Michigan)、伊利湖(LakeErie)和安大略湖(Lake Ontario)o除密歇根湖全屬于美國之外，其他四湖為加拿大和美國共有。這五個湖泊所組成的五大湖是世界上最大的沒水水域，總面積達245,660平方公里，有北美洲地中海之稱。
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