雙語笑話 Three lawyers and three engineers
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You’ll see."
三個律師和三個工程師坐同一輛火車去參加同一個會議。在車站，律師沒人買了一張票，工程師卻只買了一張票。問道原因，工程師害羞地說：“等下就知道了。” They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed.
他們登上火車，律師做了下來，但是三個工程師去擠在洗手間不出來。火車開動后，列車員過來查票，他拿了三個律師的票然后敲洗手間的們說：“查票了！”一只拿著票的手從里面伸出來，列車員拿著票離開了。三個律師暗暗佩服。 On the return trip, the lawyers proposed to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked, the engineers said, "You’ll see."
在回程的火車上，三個律師想學工程師故伎重演只買了一張票。出乎他們意料，三個工程師一張票也沒有買。問道原因，工程師說“等下你就知道了。” All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes,one of the engineers from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers’ bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket please."
等他們都登上火車之后，律師和工程師分別擠進不同的洗手間等待著列車員檢票。一會兒之后，一位工程師從洗手間里出來，跑到律師待的洗手間，敲門說，“查票了！” 歡迎來論壇分享更多：
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