那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事173：加菲貓語錄精選
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Garfield's Words
加菲貓語錄精選
Money is not everything. There's Master Card&Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so .
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man. there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life．
每個人都應該結婚。畢竟，快樂不是生命中唯一要追尋的東西。 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise．
聰明人都不結婚，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Never put off the work t川tomorrow what you can put off today．
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogsnic.It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children．
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以還是再睡一會吧。 JThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會累死人！不過干嗎要冒險證明呢？ Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思哦！尤其是看著別人工作。 God made relatives:Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。 When two's company ,three's the resultl
兩人作伴，三人為家！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises. without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 The more you learn ,the more you know ,the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn?
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？
單詞&詞組
tasty 好吃的，可口的
shower 陣雨，淋浴
gst caught 陷入
photogsnic 適于拍照的：上照的
take the rsk 冒險
fascinats 使著迷，使神魂顛倒
barb 魚鉤，化裝倒鉤于
premise 前提
rBstrict 限制，約束
知道不知道
<加菲貓>( Garfield)是一部美國連載漫畫系列，由吉姆·戴維斯創作。加菲是一只橙色的、愛說風涼話、貪睡午覺、牛飲咖啡、大嚼千層面、見蜘蛛就扁、見郵差就窮追猛打的自信胖貓。他的名字取自吉姆·戴維斯的祖父詹姆斯·加菲爾·戴維斯( JamesGarfield Davis)。吉姆·戴維斯是這樣評價他的：“大家愛加菲貓是因為它說出來的話與做出來的事人們也想說，也想做，卻辦不到。”加菲貓的現實原型是異國短毛貓中的紅虎斑異短。
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