雙語 笑話 Miss Wilberforce
Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently， the sister offered to give a new dress to the wife of every man who voted for her brother． This offer pleased the voters immensely， and at one meeting there went up a cry of“Miss Wilberforce for ever！”The lady in question rosequickly from her chair on the platform and said：
“Oh，please，don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever ．”
威爾伯佛斯
有一次，威爾伯佛斯做國會議員候選人，他的妹妹幫助 他搞競選運動。那時候，行賄和腐敗法案尚未擬定；因此，這位妹妹提出愿意送一件新衣服給每一個投她哥哥票的男人的妻子。這項提議使選民們極為滿意。在一次集會上，人們高呼：“威爾伯佛斯小姐萬歲！”該女士迅速從講臺上她的坐椅 上站起來，說：
“噢，請別這么說。我可不想永遠(yuǎn)做威爾伯佛斯小姐。”
哈哈，你知道原因么？
因為她總有一天會變成Mrs.而非Miss~
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