The Looney Bin

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The Looney Bin

瘋?cè)嗽?br />
Late one night at the insane asylum ,one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice  from another room shouted, "I did not!"

  一天晚上,在瘋?cè)嗽豪铮粋€(gè)病人說:"我是拿破侖!"另一個(gè)說:"你怎么知道?"第一個(gè)人說:"上帝對(duì)我說的!"一會(huì)兒,一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來:"我沒說!"


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