英漢雙語笑話52
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1.
I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."
Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.
"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.
"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."
我是個忙人
有一天，一群頑皮的孩子想捉弄他，便對他說：“那樹上有鳥蛋，請你替我們拿下來好嗎？我們爬不上去。”他不想使孩子們失望，便準備爬上樹去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，這群頑皮的小鬼一定會把靴子拿走，于是他先把靴子系在腰帶上，然后開始爬樹。 孩子們齊聲說：“我們會替你保管好你的靴子的。”
他回答道：“謝謝你們，不必了。我是個忙人。替你們取到蛋后，我就要沿著樹頂走回家的。”
2.
Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。
朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。
3.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
4.
Clean Glass
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
干凈的杯子
喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三文治。
“下午好，先生。你們想要點什么？”柜臺后面的伺應問道。
喬看了看佛瑞德說：“我想，啤酒吧。對了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德？”
“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說。然后他轉過去跟柜臺后面的伺應說：“我要啤酒裝在一個干凈的杯子里！別忘了。”
柜臺后面的伺應倒滿杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：“剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的？”
本文標題：英漢雙語笑話52 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."
Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.
"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.
"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."
我是個忙人
有一天，一群頑皮的孩子想捉弄他，便對他說：“那樹上有鳥蛋，請你替我們拿下來好嗎？我們爬不上去。”他不想使孩子們失望，便準備爬上樹去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，這群頑皮的小鬼一定會把靴子拿走，于是他先把靴子系在腰帶上，然后開始爬樹。 孩子們齊聲說：“我們會替你保管好你的靴子的。”
他回答道：“謝謝你們，不必了。我是個忙人。替你們取到蛋后，我就要沿著樹頂走回家的。”
2.
Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。
朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。
3.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
4.
Clean Glass
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
干凈的杯子
喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三文治。
“下午好，先生。你們想要點什么？”柜臺后面的伺應問道。
喬看了看佛瑞德說：“我想，啤酒吧。對了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德？”
“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說。然后他轉過去跟柜臺后面的伺應說：“我要啤酒裝在一個干凈的杯子里！別忘了。”
柜臺后面的伺應倒滿杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：“剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的？”
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