英漢雙語笑話51
A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
一個年輕人在被雇用幾個星期后，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。
“這是什么意思？”經理問，“當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。”
“嗯，”年輕人回答，“你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。”
2.
Churchill and Bernard Shaw
Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was
tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.
When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, "Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country." "Yes," said Bernard Shaw, "but they must think you are responsible for it."
丘吉爾和肖伯納
丘吉爾是二戰期間英國的首相，他是個又矮又胖的男人。肖伯納是著名作家，又高又瘦。他們倆都是幽默詼諧的人。
一次，他們在一個招待會上碰面了。丘吉爾微笑著對肖伯納說：“肖伯納先生，人們看到您，一定 為我們國家正在鬧饑荒。”“對，”肖伯納回答：“但他們一定認為這是您造成的。”
3.
Who's better satisfied?
Who's better satisfied? A
person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?
The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
誰更滿足？
一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足？為什么？
當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。
4.
What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
什么士兵？
妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發呆了。
丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？
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