英文笑話:Three Daughters
A mother had three daughters， and on their wedding， she told each one of them to write back about their marriage life.
And……the first one got married……
The second day， the letter arrived with a single message……simpy； "Maxwell Coffeehouse"
Mother got confused and finally noticed in a Maxwell ad， and it said，"Satisfaction to the last drop……"
So Mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married. Only after a week was there a message that reads， "Rothmans".
So Mother looked into the Rothmans ad， and it said， "LIFE SIZE， KING SIZE，" and Mother was happy.
Then it was the third one' wedding.
Mother was anxious. The message came four weeks later， and it said， "British Airways"
Mother looked into the BA ad， and fainted. The ad reads……
Two times a day， Four times a week. Both ways.
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