那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事111：五百遍
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Five hundred times
五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gloam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher,eh ?"said
he. "Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write '1 went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校考師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。到那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈500遍。”
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