趣味圖片英語笑話：earthworm 蚯蚓（雙語）
Stop with the 'you're just an earthworm' - nonsense. Give us a chace. When you're tried us, I'll bet you'll never use a cable again...
停止"你只是一個蚯蚓”——的廢話。給我們個機會，當你試時,我敢打賭你會永遠不會使用有線電視了…
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