耳聾者的麻煩
THREE very deaf ladies were travelling on top of an open bus.
“Windy， isn't it？” asked one.
“No， it isn't Wednesday， it's Thursday，” said the second.
“Yes， I'm thirsty， too. Let's get off and have a Coca-Cola，” said the third.
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