不規(guī)則動(dòng)詞
Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell．On B．B．C．'s Brain Trust programme，he had hu mourously conjugated an "irregular verb" as．
"I am firm；you are obstinate，he is a pigheaded fool．"
Among the winners picked up by the New Statesman in its competition were the following：
I am sparkling；you are unusually talkative；he is drunk．
I am righteously indignant；you are annoyed；he is making a fuss about nothing．
I am beautiful； you have quite good features；she isn'tbad looking， if you like that type．
I am fastidious；you are fussy；he is an old woman．
I have reconsidered it；you have changed your mind； hehas gone back on his word．
I have about me something of the subtle， haunting，mysterious fragrance of the Orient； you rather overdo it； dear；shestinks．
不規(guī)則動(dòng)詞
倫敦《新政治家和新國家》的讀者被邀請(qǐng)玩一種由哲學(xué)家貝特蘭·羅素發(fā)明的游戲。在英國廣播公司的“為您咨詢”節(jié)目中，他饒有風(fēng)趣地列舉了一組“不規(guī)則動(dòng)詞”的變化：
“我堅(jiān)定，你固執(zhí)，他是個(gè)頑固不化的笨豬。”
以下是《新政治家》從競(jìng)賽獲獎(jiǎng)作品中選出的幾條：
我活潑；你異常多話；他醉了。
我感到義憤；你感到惱火；他小題大作。
我漂亮；你挺好看；她長得不難看，如果你喜歡那種類型的話。
我挑剔；你愛小題大作；他婆婆媽媽。
我重新考慮過；你改變了主意；他背棄了諾言。
我渾身散發(fā)著幽雅的、難以忘懷的、神秘的東方香水味；你的香水灑得太多了；天哪，她身上散發(fā)著惡臭。
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