希臘語
Mr．Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in then orth of England．He usually went to France or Germany for afew weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke Fren chand German quite well．
But one year Mr．Day said to one of his friends，"I'm going to have a holiday in Athens． But I don't speak Greek， soI'll go to evening classes and have Greek lessons for a month before I go．"
He studied very hard for a month， and then his holiday sbegan and he went to Greece．
When he came back a few weeks later， his friend said tohim，"Did you have any trouble with your Greek when youwere in Athens， Dick？"
"No， I didn't have any trouble with it."answered Mr．Day．"But the Greeks did！"
希臘語
戴先生是英格蘭北部一個大城市里的中學教師。在暑假 期間他通常就到法國或德國去度幾周的假，他的法語和德語 都講得相當好。
然而有一年，戴先生對他的一位朋友說：“我準備上雅典去度假。可是我不會講希臘語，所以去雅典前我將先去夜校進修一個月的希臘語課程。”
他很用功地學了一個月后，他的假期也接著開始了，于是他就去了希臘。
幾周后，他回來了，他的朋友問他說：“迪克，你在雅典時，***的希臘語有沒有遇到困難？”
戴先生回答說：“沒有，我的希臘語用來得心應手，倒是那些希臘人遇到了麻煩?！?
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