雙語幽默漫畫：Distinguish Books by Tastes 以味辨書
Lucy: Don’t just sit there… help me with my homework… go get me volume five of the encyclopedia…
露西：別光傻坐在那兒……幫我做作業……給我把百科全書……..
Snoopy: Volume five?
史努比：第五卷？
Lucy: This isn’t volume five, this is volume seven! Can’t you tell volume five from volume seven? How can you be so dumb?
露西：這不是第五卷，是第七卷！居然連第五卷跟第七卷都分不清！您怎么這么笨？
Snoopy: Rats!
史努比：真差勁！
Snoopy: (Slurp!)
史努比：（吧嗒聲）（舔書）
Snoopy: They all taste alike to me!
史努比：這不嘗起來都一個味兒嘛！
英語單詞:
Distinguish] 區別
volume 冊, 卷
encyclopedia 百科全書
tell…from… 把……和……區別開來
dumb 笨的
slurp 叭嗒聲
alike 相似的
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