英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯：Who Was the First Man 誰是世界上第一個男人
who was the first man？ 誰是世界上第一個男人
a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”
一個老師問她的學生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”
“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly．
一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
老師帶著寵溺的笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”
“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
這個男孩子說：“因為，他是第一個挑起戰爭，第一個主張和平，并且是第一個深得民心的人。”
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