完美情人節禮物
Perfectly Paired Puns
As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the “perfect Valentine.” I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I put a huge red heart on which I printed: "My Heart Pants for You." I was the surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty, but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: "Wood You Be My Valentine?"
情人節就要來臨，我想給丈夫一件特別的情人節禮物。當我發現他最喜愛的紅格子褲拉鏈壞了，我想我找到了“完美的情人節禮物了。 ”我把褲子重新修補了，并在褲子上裝飾了一個巨大的紅色的心上面寫道： “”My Heart Pants for You. “我期待會給他一個驚喜，然而，當我看到了他將同樣的心貼在一個木箱上，他寫到：”Wood You Be My Valentine“
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