Kid Joke(44)

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　　Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken，everyone had driven off to the reception，and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother，“Why did the bride change her mind，Mommy？

　　“How do you mean，change her min？”asked Mrs. Sullivan.“Well said the child，”she went into the church with one man and came out with another！”

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