Do remember not to smoke
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
千萬記得別抽煙
候允已e坐著一位?n心忡忡的病人，??生??舅?r，
他?M面愁容的?：「?生，怎??？我昨天?喝下一瓶汽油！」
?生回答他?：「喔..?]??S啦！?得??滋觳灰???！」
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