英語(yǔ)笑話:半價(jià)買房
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Half Price Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
John: How is that?
Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.
杰克：我女兒的音樂(lè)課真是我的福星啊。
約翰：為什么呢？
杰克：因?yàn)樗囊魳?lè)課，我居然用半價(jià)買到我鄰居們的房子。
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