英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Got a black eye 遭白眼兒（中英雙語）
123. Got a black eye
123.遭白眼兒
On a family vacation in "Texas，my brother-in-law Mike exhibited the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner，he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers When his meal arrived，the first thing Mike noticed was its size.
一次，我們全家到德克薩斯去度假。姐夫邁克，好像是最有活力的旅游者。吃晚飯的時候，他為大家要了吉士漢堡包。當漢堡包被端上來后，邁克注意到的第一件事就是漢堡包的個兒挺大.
"Wow，“he exclaimed，"everything is bigger in Texas !”
“噢，”他喊道:“德克薩斯的每樣東西都比其他地方的大。”
As he lifted the burger to his lips，his eyes met the cold stare of a 300-pound waitress.
就在他拿起漢堡要吃的時候，他的眼睛注意到了送漢堡的女服務員那冰冷的眼光。她足有三百鎊重。
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