右腿
Proctor（exceedingly angry）："So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？"
Soph．（meekly）："The right leg，sir．"
右腿
學(xué)監(jiān)（非常生氣）：“現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透？那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”
二年級(jí)學(xué)生（恭順地）：“右腿，先生。”
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