答問技巧 Response Ability
Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity.”
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied： “Of course not. After all, I may be wrong.”
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question： “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？”The winning reply was： “The one nearest the exit.”
答問技巧
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。”
當我人問哲學家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：“當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。”
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？”
獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”
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