每日一笑：(7.13)
The boy's clothing shop was giving away balloons to customers'
children. One little fellow asked if he might have two.
"Sorry," the clerk said,"but we give only one balloon to each child. Do you have a brother at home?"
The youngster was always truthful , but he wanted another balloon badly. "No." he replied regretfully,"but my sister does, and I'd like one for him."
他想要兩只氣球。
兒童服裝店正在向顧客的孩子們贈(zèng)送氣球。其中一個(gè)小男孩問是否能夠得到兩只氣球。
“對(duì)不起，”售貨員說，“我們只贈(zèng)給每個(gè)孩子一只氣球，你家里有弟弟嗎？”
小家伙一貫很誠實(shí)，可他特別想再要一只氣球。“沒有”，他遺憾地說，“可我姐姐有個(gè)弟弟，我想給他要一只。”
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