Elderly Joke(52)

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　　An elderly couple，Marty and Helen，along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu，Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.“What would you like Marty？”she asked.“I‘m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.”He replied.“Marty，you like meat and potatoes. You won’t like that dish.”Helen said.“What do you know，”answered Marty，“I‘m getting it.”“Marty，I’m telling‘you，you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won’t like it！”Helen exclaimed.“I‘m getting it and that is the last word！”says Marty. A short while later the meals arrive at the table. Marty looks down and his dish and says to Helen，“Where are my eggs？”

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