Elderly Joke(51)
An elderly man who denies he is being forgetful was asked by his wife to get a cup of coffee at midnight.“Oh sure my dear，and what else？”“That‘s it honey，the last time you got me a coffee，you forgot to put sugar and cream，”the old wife remarked.“That’s not true，for as long as I can remember，I do not forget anything，”boasts the grandpa.“OK sweetheart，in that case，please get me some cookies too，”was the sweet reply of grandma.“As you wish my dear，”says the hubby，then he adds，“by the way，how do I go to the kitchen？”
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