知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇013：Blind Date 相親（中英+）
A guy gets set up on a blind dateand he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurantto make a good impression.
一個小伙子被安排去相親，為了能給女孩留一個好印象，他帶著她去了家收費昂貴的餐廳。
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
服務生過來問他們要點些什么菜。
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette,with no regard to the price.
女孩開始點菜了，她幾乎點了菜單上所有的東西，雞尾蝦、派、凱撒沙拉、龍蝦、柳橙可麗餅，完全不考慮價格。
The guy is getting very upset,as he never thought she would order so much.
小伙子變得很不安，他真沒想到女孩竟然會點這么多菜。
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,"What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
這時她停下了，看著坐在對面的他，問，“你認為咱們該喝什么酒水配這些菜呢？”
"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River"
“哦，親愛的，我覺得沒有什么東西比密西西比河更合適了。”
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