因為有人在睡覺。
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service,"Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"One bright little girl replied,"Because people are sleeping."
一位周末學校的老師在去教室的路上問她的孩子們:“為什么在教堂里要保持安靜啊?”一個聰明的小女孩說:“因為有人在睡覺。”
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