我可以獲取什么--雙語幽默笑話
teacher: if i cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do i get?
老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?
tommy: quarters.
湯米:四塊。
teacher: and then if i cut it twice again?
老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什么呢?
tommy: hamburger.
湯米:漢堡。
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