小男孩8句詼諧表白搞定蘿莉
如果愛情有味道，那一定是甜的對(duì)不對(duì)？如果你有愛人，你一定想對(duì)TA說遍世間的甜言蜜語有沒有？舉手的童鞋，下面示愛的句子會(huì)讓你兩眼放光哦～
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
我對(duì)你的愛就像拉肚子，ho也hold不住。
Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
你有零錢嗎？我答應(yīng)過我老媽如果我戀愛了就要立刻打電話給她。
If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.
如果你是我眼里的一滴淚，我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)哭，因?yàn)槲遗率ツ恪?/P>
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我的電話簿弄丟了，能把你的號(hào)碼再告訴我一下嗎？
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。
Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!
你有地圖嗎？我總是迷失在你的眼神中。
I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷，我是來偷你的心的。
It's awfully hot in here, or it is you?
這里好熱，是因?yàn)槟阍诘年P(guān)系嗎？
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