推銷員展示完公司的各種產(chǎn)品后問(wèn)
“Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”
“Money, sir,” the woman said with no hesitation.
“那么，太太，”推銷員展示完公司的各種產(chǎn)品后問(wèn)，“您家現(xiàn)在最需要的是什么呢？”
“錢咯，先生?！蹦俏慌亢敛贿t疑地說(shuō)。
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