爆笑英語幽默笑話精選29： Alexander the Great亞歷山大大帝（英漢雙語笑話）
29. Alexander the Great
29.亞歷山大大帝
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點不悅，對他說道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經征服了半個世界。”
"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”
“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”
recitation
n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當眾吟誦
nettle
vt.惹怒,使惱火
ambition
n.[U][C]雄心，抱負;野心
conquer
vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取
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