武林外傳搞笑語錄英漢對照
各回各家，各找各媽
go back home, and find your mom.
老虎不發威，你當我是hello kitty
tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's hello kitty
額服了you,額尊敬you,額的內心崇拜you
i admire you, i respect you, i really adore you.
我看好你喲~
i really think you're nice~~~~
餓錯了,呃真滴錯咧，餓從一開始就錯列~當初餓就不該嫁過來,如果不嫁過來餓的夫君就不會死,餓的夫君不會死,餓 就不會淪落到這么一個傷心的地方
i'm wrong, i'm really wrong, i'm wrong from the beginning. i shouldn't married here, if i didn't marry here my husband will never die. if my husband didn't die, i'll never in this heartrending place now.
姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪來？往哪去？家里幾口人？人均幾畝地？地里幾頭牛？說說說。。。
what's you name? what's you first name? where are you from? where are you going? how many people are there in you house? how many units of cropland per person has? how many cattles in the cropland? answer! answer it!
額滴神啊！
oh my god!(omg)
親娘哎！
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