誰的心更好？
Whose heart is better？
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. “you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker”。
The man quickly responds, “the attorney's”。
“Wait！ Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision？”
The man says, “I already know enough. Social workers have bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's！”
誰的心更好？
一個人心臟病突發被送進了醫院。醫生告訴他除非馬上做心臟移植手術，否則他將活不成了。“你很幸運，我們剛好有兩個心臟在這兒，所以你必須選擇其中一個。它們分別屬于一個律師和一個社會工作者。”
病人很快回答：＂律師的那個。“
“等等！在作決定之前，難道你不需要了解多一點他們的情況嗎？”
病人說：“我知道的夠多的了。社會工作者都是熱心人，而律師可能從來都沒有用過他的良心。所以我選擇律師的心臟。”
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