雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（52歲時）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 52）:
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版（52歲時）
1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發整潔
2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢
3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁
4.當我生氣的時候不許打盹睡著
5.不要多次重復講同一個笑話
6.周末不要一直賴在床上
7.常換內衣褲，襪子要成對
8.欣賞電視晚餐
9.必要時記得我的名字
10.有時周末會刮胡子
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