爆笑英語幽默笑話精選30： The Right Leg右腿（英漢雙語笑話）
30.The Right Leg
30.右腿
Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?
學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣):現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?
Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.
二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地):右腿，先生。
pond
n.[C]池塘
drench
vt，使?jié)裢福?/p>
sophomore
n.(大學(xué)、高中的)二年級(jí)學(xué)生
meekly
adj.溫順地;逆來順受地
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