最后將軍安排他去做個心理診斷
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
將軍發現有個士兵行為古怪。那士兵總是抓起他看到的每一張紙，皺皺眉頭，說：“不是這個。”說完又把它放下。
就這么著過了好些日子，最后將軍安排他去做個心理診斷。心理醫生確認他精神失常，開條讓他退伍復員。
那士兵拿起條，笑著說：“就是這個。”
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