禍不單行
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.
Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.
One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.
Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.
"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."
泰勒夫婦有個七歲男孩叫帕特，現在泰勒太太又有個孩子快生了。
帕特在別人家見過小寶寶，不太喜歡，所以對自家很快也會有個小寶寶這事，不怎么高興。
有天晚上，泰勒夫婦正為寶寶出生做打算。“寶寶一來，這房子就不夠咱們全家住了。”泰勒先生說。
正說著話，帕特進屋了，他問：“你們在聊什么呀？”“我們在說呀，咱馬上得搬個新家了，因為新寶寶快來 了。”媽媽告訴他。
“那沒用，”帕特不抱指望地說，“他會跟到那兒去的。”
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