我的狗不識字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人:哦,
親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。
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