Japanese的演繹
課堂上,我問外教“Japanese”這個詞是怎么造出來的,外教起身拿起粉筆在黑板上寫道:
Japanese
J unks(垃圾)
A dults video(色*情電影)
P rostitute(婊*子)
A ss(蠢驢)
N europathy(神經?。?/p>
E vil(罪惡)
S camp(流氓)
E xcrement(大便)
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