不是我
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.
One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."
An overweight man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."
因?yàn)榭照{(diào)系統(tǒng)壞了，那天辦公室特別熱。將近二十人擠在一塊兒辦公，盡管開著個(gè)電風(fēng)扇，每人還一身汗。
猛不丁兒，有股味兒在空氣里彌漫，大家都皺起了鼻子，那是所有人聞過(guò)的最惡心的味兒。
有個(gè)人從隔間里探出腦袋說(shuō)：“哦，天哪！誰(shuí)除臭劑失效了啊。”
一個(gè)待在角落里的胖子說(shuō)：“反正不是我，我都還沒噴呢。”
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