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今晚可以把你錄音機(jī)借我嗎?

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"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor.
"Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"

"No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

“今晚可以把你錄音機(jī)借我嗎?”一男的問(wèn)他鄰居。
“可以啊,你想聽(tīng)點(diǎn)音樂(lè)?”
“不是啦,”那男的說(shuō),“我想今晚過(guò)得安寧清靜點(diǎn)兒。”


       

                        

    

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