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英漢幽默故事選讀【103】

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An Exact Number

  A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.

  "How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.

  "Exactly one hundred million and three years old.

  "How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.

  "Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.

  Notes:

  (1) New Mexico 新墨西哥(美國州名)
  (2) be amazed at 對…感到驚詫
  (3) dinosaur n.恐龍(已絕跡的巨大爬行動物)

  Exercises:

  根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F):
  ① The tourist was frightened by the dinosaur bones lying about.
  ② The elderly native American served as a guide.
  ③ The guide knew exactly how old the bones were.
  ④ The guide told the tourist the history of the bones.
  ⑤ The guide believed what the geologist had said.

準確數字

  一位游客在新墨西哥游覽。他對隨處可見的恐龍化石甚感驚奇。

  “這些化石有多長的歷史?”游客問一個上了年紀的當地美國人。他是作向導的。

  “整整十億零三年了。”

  “你怎么這么肯定?”游客問道。

  “哦,”向導回答道,“一個地質學家來過這兒,他告訴我說這些化石有十億年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”

  練習參考答案:

  ①F②T③F④F⑤T

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