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再次介紹老公和老婆的由來

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Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because…
W--- Washing
I--- Ironing
F--- Food
E--- Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?
Because…
H---Housing
U---Understanding
S---Sharing
B---Buying
A---and
N---Never
D---Demanding


       

                        

    

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