北海大英雄-2-男人應高于一切
Thor the terrible is baby-sitting...mean Max is shopping with his missue,and Eric's
wife won't let him go...What has happened to men?!! This used to be a man's world!
Father: Ww ruled the whole place!We didn't have to answer to anyone!
No one told us when to eat...when to drink...when to take a bath!! We were Men!!!
Father: And men were superme!
Daugther: That true, Mama?
Mother: Yes,dear...but that was before Eye.
父親: 我再也找不到人去打家劫舍了.
恐怖的蘇爾在帶孩子...壞心腸的麥克斯陪太太去買菜,葉立克的老婆又不放他走...男人怎么都變成
這種樣子!? 這本來是個男人的世界呀!
父親: 我們統(tǒng)治全世界!我們不必對任何人低聲下氣! 沒有人告訴我們什么時候該吃...什么時候該喝...
什么時候該洗澡!我們本是男子漢!
父親: 男人高于一切!
女兒: 他說的是真的嗎,媽媽?
媽媽: 是的,親愛的,但那是在夏娃誕生之前.
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