外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹35：人就是這樣 (中英)

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A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME"; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decides that he really doesn’t want a scandal，so he orders，"OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him."

一個猶太人在倫敦開了一家猶太教餐館，在餐館的窗戶上寫著:“阿拉伯人不許入內(nèi)”的字樣。過了幾天，一個特征鮮明的阿拉伯人走進(jìn)餐館想要一個三明治。收銀員馬上跑到辦公室問該怎么辦。餐館老板不想惹事生非，于是就說，“好吧，賣他一個三明治，但是要收他兩倍錢，這樣就能給他一個教訓(xùn)了。”

But the next day the same Arab is back again一this time for a full lunch; the owner decides" Charge him triple，he’11 get the lesson this time!” The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!” The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: "JEWS NOT WELCOME."

但是第二天，那個阿拉伯人又來了，這回他要了一整套午餐。老板決定收他三倍的錢，這樣他就知道厲害了!那個阿拉伯人吃過午餐后通通快快的付了錢，還稱贊食物非常好吃，甚至預(yù)定了當(dāng)天晚上十個人的晚餐。老板想了想說:“沒問題，就讓他預(yù)定，但是等他的朋友來了就收他們十倍的錢!”等到晚上，那些阿拉伯人真的來了，點(diǎn)了好多菜，毫無怨言地付了十倍的錢，而且還大方地給了不少小費(fèi)。于是第三天，老板在窗戶上寫了一行新字:“猶太人不許人內(nèi)”。

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